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Monkey Points 

In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.
Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!
Monkey Points by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010

Monkey Points 

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey
Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.
Monkey Points by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008

Monkey Paint 

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
Monkey Paint by Apedom August 3, 2021

paint eating monkey 

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint
look at the stupid paint eating monkey
paint eating monkey by tamahau March 2, 2003

paint eating monkey 

babbon in a paint shop who is hungry
paint eating monkey by Dustman January 12, 2002

monkeypoint

Being so mega balling at basketball that you hit that monkeypoint.
monkeypoint by ScottLee666 September 22, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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