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Monkeypants 

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.
"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."
Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007
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Monkey Point 

A point made in argument which is reasonable, intelligent, and probably ends the discussion right then and there. There are no comebacks for Monkey Point.

Also: A synonym for 'logic'.
We were arguing about National Education, and then Matt made a Monkey Point, so I had no choice but to surrender to his superior logic.
Monkey Point by RP2016 December 11, 2012

MonkeyPants 

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.
You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???
MonkeyPants by Your new boss July 22, 2004

monkeypitpull87104

monkeypitpull87104 is a sigma male, aka lone wolf. he originates only in ohio and he likes to fantum tax when he hangs out with his skibidi toilets
monkeypitpull87104 is a sigma male and he is the most sigma male in ohio
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026