Definitions by CrazyManNo9B
Snorifice
Snorifice by CrazyManNo9B October 5, 2011
Office Quarterback
An excellent manager that understands the power associated with well-executed delegation. She understands that the power of the team comes from the strength of all individuals involved working together. She is the leading member of a team that produces consistent results because she knows how to encourage and support her team members.
Chiara is a wonderful Office Quarterback that knows the power of her team and leverages all her resources to achieve the needed results. The benefit to all the team members comes through recognition of a job-well-done and the rewards associated with it.
Office Quarterback by CrazyManNo9B April 23, 2011
Pittsburgh Rare
A method of cooking a steak that is indigenous to the Pittsburgh area. The steak is salted appropriately and then broiled at an extremely high temperature (500F+ but 1000+F is best) such that it is nearly charred on the outside and very rare in the center. Seasoning can added such as Worcestershire or other sauces. The steak is often served on a heated cast iron plate on a wood platter. It's best to warn the person being served to defend themselves by holding up their napkins up as the plate is delivered due to the high risk of hot splatters. Nom! Nom! Nom!
Pittsburgh Rare by CrazyManNo9B February 23, 2011
Dutch Sandwich
A legal tax dodge also called the Double Irish. Profits are sent to Ireland which has a high tax rate. But, Ireland doesn't tax some payments made to other EU states, so the money is sent to a shell in the Netherlands. The Dutch have very low tax laws, so it is home free. The money is then routed to an Irish-owned subsidieary in Bermuda which is why it is called Double Irish. The corporation has only paid 0.2% of taxes in this process. What a deal!
Google made billions of dollars on it's overseas investments but used the Dutch Sandwich to pay a total of 2.5% in taxes on the profits!
Dutch Sandwich by CrazyManNo9B December 28, 2010
Monkey Points
In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.
Monkey Points by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010
Pillow
Someone who has no backbone or gonads, totally unable to think for himself and therefore takes direction from someone else. Thus, he is a pillow and bares the imprint of the last ass that sat on him..
My ex-best friend is a pillow. His new girlfriend doesn't like me, so he threw away our friendship because she told him to do it.
Pillow by CrazyManNo9B August 30, 2010
zoppo
Equivalent to lame. Often used in referring to gingers, parents, nerds or other members of the weaker population.
zoppo by CrazyManNo9B May 13, 2010