Monitration 

mon·i·tra·tion \ˌmä-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ noun
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.

Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."

First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.

Monitration by Krustee78 August 15, 2025

ministrations 

Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.

Despite her desperate pleas, he continued his ministrations on her neck.

ministrations by The Was-Man November 25, 2020

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

manstration by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

Manstration by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013

manstration marks 

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

manstration marks by YAWA October 3, 2021