mon·i·tra·tion \ˌmä-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ noun
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."
First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."
First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
by Krustee78 August 15, 2025
Get the Monitration mug.Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.
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by Jeremy W September 25, 2005
Get the manstration mug.by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012
Get the Monstrating mug.when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.
A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.
Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009
Get the manstration mug.The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
_______________________________
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
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Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
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