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The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

mongolfier 

From French; Montgolfier is the surname of the two brethren who invented it. Pron. Mongol-fee-air

A hot-air balloon.
Luca: Oh, I'm so excited!
Ezekiel: How come?
Luca: I am just going to fly on a mongolfier! want you to come with me?
Ezekiel: Sure! I adore mongolfiers!
mongolfier by Ezechiel January 18, 2007

mongoloid patrol 

any bus or van full of retards
mongoloid patrol by Anonymous November 3, 2003

mongoloid mike 

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.
Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"
mongoloid mike by TRing April 7, 2010
Someone's who's a complete idiot or retard.
"What are you doing you mongaloid?!"
Mongaloid by sentaws February 17, 2019

Mongoloidius Prime 

Derives from the root word "mongoloid"; A term for the king of all mentally retarded people. Not necessarily used to describe someone with Down's Syndrome, this term is to be saved only for those who are so stupid, they shouldn't even be alive.
This f*cking Mongoloidius Prime in front of me slammed on his brakes at a green light!! Fml.
Mongoloidius Prime by Fitz$Gerald August 25, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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