Simão

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Simão is the most amazing friend you can have. They are overprotective and are trustworthy, they can have a mean attitude when defending themselves. They are a bad bitch and love their friends with all their hearts. If you fuck them over once, bitch don't expect them to come back. They are amazing people and are nice to everyone, unless you have fucked over their friends. They will be suspicious of a person who has fucked over their friend if that person tries to befriend them.

-Simão Is so cool, I wish that I could be like him.
-Simão Is amazing, I wish I'd have a friend like him.
-Simão doesn't talk to that person, they fucked him over.

Simão by UrbanSourcez December 30, 2020

Words you can keep

Simão

Great guy with a great look, someone who we can call gostoso.

Hoje estás todo Simão com esse casaco.

Simão by AtiradorDePausAGatas November 23, 2021

Related Words

Simao • Simão • Simaõ • Dirty Simao • FDS SIMÃO • Sima • Simar • simantini • simardeep • Simay

Simão

Name most common for a chicken or man that are not that straight.

We just ate deep-fried Simão.
This guy is quite a Simão sometimes.

Simão by Sossego January 22, 2022

Simao

great, awsome, dont doubt

Don: btw how did footy go??

Mark: o we won 6-2

Don: SIMAO!!

Simao by H-E-A-TH May 6, 2008

Simao

top shagger

who got dat drip fam innit no cap blud
its simao m8 fam innit no cap blud

Simao by faminnitnocapblud April 19, 2020

Simao

Sister fucker, while you’re reading this he is putting a baby in your sister. Congratulations uncle!!

Simao made me an uncle!!

Simao by Reizao November 22, 2021

Simao

a gay guy who is mentally and physically unstable. this dude cant even pull 1 girl.

no bitches?
simao

Simao by simaosucksdicandballs May 31, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026