Mongevity

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.

Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.

by sadgav July 15, 2011

longevity

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

by Blacks February 28, 2007

mangenity

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time

When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.

by JosephD August 29, 2006

Mangevity

(n) The true measure of a man, "mangevity" is the culmination of years of a man's sexual experience allowing him to go above and beyond the call of duty in the sack. "Mangevity" is a veritable font of sexual vigor that allows a man to keep it up for hours and tame even the most insatiable tigress in bed.

My man's no 2-pump chump; he's got "mangevity." We were at it for hours. Oh my god, I must have gotten-off a dozen times.

by Thugnutz March 5, 2011

Pongevity

Pure ponyness. Smacks you in the face like the smell of a dead badger.

This tobacco has no pongevity.

There are dangerous levels of pongevity in that flat.

by Gavin Hardie April 5, 2009

longevity

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

by Briznandon February 12, 2004

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022