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longevity 

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life
A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.
longevity by Blacks February 28, 2007

mangenity 

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time
When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.
mangenity by JosephD August 29, 2006

Mangevity 

(n) The true measure of a man, "mangevity" is the culmination of years of a man's sexual experience allowing him to go above and beyond the call of duty in the sack. "Mangevity" is a veritable font of sexual vigor that allows a man to keep it up for hours and tame even the most insatiable tigress in bed.
My man's no 2-pump chump; he's got "mangevity." We were at it for hours. Oh my god, I must have gotten-off a dozen times.
Mangevity by Thugnutz March 5, 2011

Pongevity 

Pure ponyness. Smacks you in the face like the smell of a dead badger.
This tobacco has no pongevity.

There are dangerous levels of pongevity in that flat.
Pongevity by Gavin Hardie April 5, 2009

longevity 

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity
longevity by Briznandon February 12, 2004

Longevity Biscuit 

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.
I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!
Longevity Biscuit by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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