2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis

That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.

by JosephD August 30, 2006

spitters are quitters

1. upon the deposit of a load in one's mouth, this term refers to those that spit it out rather than complete the job properly

You can tell by looking at that group of girls that they don't swallow-- spitters are quitters.

by JosephD September 01, 2006

bean dip

n. 1. a swimming pool infested with Mexicans

Let's go to the bean dip for a swim.

by JosephD September 01, 2006

swat the cricket

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs

After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.

by JosephD September 02, 2006

drop the deuce

verb. 1) to take a large dump

After eating the enchilada dinner, I had to drop the deuce.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

bohica

noun. 1. short for "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again"

When I lost my 14th straight blackjack hand, I was pretty sure the next hand would be a bohica.

by JosephD August 29, 2006