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Pongevity 

Pure ponyness. Smacks you in the face like the smell of a dead badger.
This tobacco has no pongevity.

There are dangerous levels of pongevity in that flat.

Pongevity by Gavin Hardie April 5, 2009
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longevity 

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life
A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.
longevity by Blacks February 28, 2007
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pungevity 

Something that stinks for a long time. Mix between the word pungent and longevity.
My wife took a shit and because of the pungevity the bathroom stunk an hour after I got home!
pungevity by Daddy Buffalo September 4, 2019

Mongevity 

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.
Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.
Mongevity by sadgav July 15, 2011

longevity 

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity
longevity by Briznandon February 12, 2004

Longevity Biscuit 

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.
I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!
Longevity Biscuit by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Longevity 

A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.

Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.
Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!

Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!
Longevity by Tinkí February 8, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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