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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
Mongeritus by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
Mongeritus by Col Angus March 16, 2026

Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
Mongeritus by Col Angus March 17, 2026

mingeritus 

An incredibly ugly girl who is dating an attractive guy, suddenly the girl becomes unbearably arrogant and condescending towards her family, friends and work colleagues. This situation particularly arises when a guy is using the girl for his own sexual gratification.
Ah mate, recently my bird is so up herself . She's coming down with a serious case of mingeritus!
mingeritus by JH'82 June 21, 2007

Saint Viorel Mangeritul 

I'm Praying To Saint Viorel Mangeritul

mongolitus

You coz ur looking up the fucking word u spastic!
Ur a fucking cunt piss off you little dick
Little mongolitus
mongolitus by The_guy_g4m3s March 21, 2017
And hair left nut that queer’s like to lick off when they see a gay man’s lung
I had to look like monterius for that left lung
monterius by Jsjdjbdb July 14, 2022
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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