bumdruff

The bits of matter left on the toilet seat after having a crap. Normally consisting of hairs and bits of scrubbed off toilet paper.

rising majestically from her porcelain throne, Charlotte smiled at the bumdruff left for others.

by sadgav March 19, 2011

lay-in

like having a lie in in the morning but instead of having a sleep, having sex.

Gavin "wow, you look exhausted"
Laura "yeah, I had a lay-in"

by sadgav June 15, 2011

Mongevity

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.

Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.

by sadgav July 15, 2011

Stoppenfloppen

The name given to a bra especially those used in larger ladies who participate in sports.

Mary raised a meaty arm to powershot the tennis ball across the court. Although her bingo wings wobbled for some 15 seconds, her titties remained snug in her stoppenfloppen.

by sadgav March 07, 2011