Momstigate
Momstigate by Ash McTasty June 18, 2019
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monstipated
the state of being completely hyped up by a monster energy drink. can be caused by any of the monster drinks.
monstipated by mikeychan April 21, 2009
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molestigate
After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.
molestigate by RJ LBC January 12, 2014
molestigate
to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique
molestigate by Aly A. June 1, 2007
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mastigate by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011
Momstitute
Momstitute by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009
Momstigator
1. Mom who is at home on her iPad googling the term "YOLO" on an unreputable website, as if said website provides insight into the term.
2. Mom who does not yet realize that this website is complete trash and can be edited at anytime, mostly by extremely unintelligent people who happen to probably be the actual users of the term "YOLO" in real life.
3. Mom who doesn't yet realize that everyone (who matters/has a brain) discounts this website as a huge joke for extremely bored people or those who are "trolling" - see also - trolling (v.)
2. Mom who does not yet realize that this website is complete trash and can be edited at anytime, mostly by extremely unintelligent people who happen to probably be the actual users of the term "YOLO" in real life.
3. Mom who doesn't yet realize that everyone (who matters/has a brain) discounts this website as a huge joke for extremely bored people or those who are "trolling" - see also - trolling (v.)
1. Wow, that e-mail seemed a lot like Momstigating! I really need to go work on my project and meet up with a few people to follow up on important matters!
2. "Lol did you see the definition of being a momstigator, mom?"
"Yes, now that I have, I realize this website is useless, LOL, SMH, ROFL"
3. "Hey Johnny, do you use Urbandictionary.com to clue yourself in on popular terms?"
"Haha are you kidding me? Yes, I do that every day, it is the most accurate explanation for common terms among me and my peeps"
*group explodes in laughter*
2. "Lol did you see the definition of being a momstigator, mom?"
"Yes, now that I have, I realize this website is useless, LOL, SMH, ROFL"
3. "Hey Johnny, do you use Urbandictionary.com to clue yourself in on popular terms?"
"Haha are you kidding me? Yes, I do that every day, it is the most accurate explanation for common terms among me and my peeps"
*group explodes in laughter*
Momstigator by McNobody McUnreputable de'Wow November 9, 2012
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