Momstigator 

1. Mom who is at home on her iPad googling the term "YOLO" on an unreputable website, as if said website provides insight into the term.

2. Mom who does not yet realize that this website is complete trash and can be edited at anytime, mostly by extremely unintelligent people who happen to probably be the actual users of the term "YOLO" in real life.

3. Mom who doesn't yet realize that everyone (who matters/has a brain) discounts this website as a huge joke for extremely bored people or those who are "trolling" - see also - trolling (v.)

1. Wow, that e-mail seemed a lot like Momstigating! I really need to go work on my project and meet up with a few people to follow up on important matters!

2. "Lol did you see the definition of being a momstigator, mom?"

"Yes, now that I have, I realize this website is useless, LOL, SMH, ROFL"

3. "Hey Johnny, do you use Urbandictionary.com to clue yourself in on popular terms?"

"Haha are you kidding me? Yes, I do that every day, it is the most accurate explanation for common terms among me and my peeps"
*group explodes in laughter*

Momstigator by McNobody McUnreputable de'Wow November 9, 2012

menstigator 

A female who dictates the menstruation cycle of her friends. Possessing of a cosmically strong uterus, the menstigator will immediately instigate mass menses upon getting her period.

Yo my menstigator just got the red devil, time to tamp up.

menstigator by boustropehdon December 22, 2012

Momstigate

When a mom need to investigate herself

“I gave my son a wet towel at his ball game and his mother still momstigate”

Momstigate by Ash McTasty June 18, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016