housemaid

usually someone designated to do the cleaning of an establishment do to have no talents or original thoughts. Cleaning and cooking are the only feasible ways for them to get paid as they are usual not beautiful and have nothing no one desires so they are pushed to the side and take whats left not knowing any better because they deserve no better, also see jan

no one will notice when shes gone, shes just the housemaid and will be replaced tomorrow

by janruan August 21, 2022

Housepainter

the incognito term for a hit man

I need a housepainter. My wife is cheating on me with some turd and I want to off her.

by tenbeerqueer January 26, 2017

comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

by Charleez September 23, 2007

housemate

This term, commonly used by college-age students, is someone you share a house with (or, less commonly, an apartment).

These people were, to my knowledge, formerly known as "roommates," in virtually all contexts.

Housemate seems to be merely one of the many trendy terms being tossed around these days.

Here are possible reasons for this word's existence:

A) Perhaps it's supposed to have less of the negative stigma that the word "roommate" seems to carry with it.

B) Also possible is that roommate implies a closer relationship/friendship than simply housemate.

John, Dave, and Bill were looking for another housemate to share in the rent.

That guy across the hall, he's my housemate.

by kirE August 24, 2007

housemate fucker

Dude who lives with you but fucks you over with rent and bill money - and then lies about it.

Using bill money to Gamble on the Greyhounds.

by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004

housemaster

The hero that looks like a slice of bread, responsible for all things surrounding the Arfenhouse.

by H Hog September 5, 2003

housedad

A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget

The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.

by beckster440 March 1, 2009