Mommy dick

When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom

Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.

by Mistervarlet November 11, 2022

sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.

step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

by ik im weird March 1, 2022

Mummy Dick

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

by dohboy69 August 27, 2009

Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016

Mummy Dick Cheese

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016

mummy dick

the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding

I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick

by goombotz August 18, 2009