Definitions by goombotz

joule thief 

a person who charges their electronics at some place other than their place of residence

"Old Butters always charges his phone when he comes over"
"yes he is quite a joule thief"

joule thief by goombotz August 18, 2009

mummy dick 

the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding

I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick

mummy dick by goombotz August 18, 2009

kreep 

someone who diddles, hooks up with fat chicks, gets the chick sitting in the corner in the bar, or uses his work as a dating service

hey what is he doing over there?
Dude kreeped her the other day.
or
kreep ganked her when she was a cashier.

kreep by goombotz July 5, 2008

straightbox 

doing alright, livin the high life, content, doing good, got a good buzz going, have a full drink, good, better than expected (caution never to be asked to someone, straightbox only works as a response)

'Hey Creep, you need another red stripe?'

'Nah I'm straightbox'

or

'How's the Wild Turkey hunt?'

'straightbox you yankee bastard'

Incorrect usage - Butters: 'hey you straightbox?'

straightbox by goombotz June 13, 2008