Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend

Who’s mommied tonight?

by Reza305 May 3, 2019

Un-mommied

1) Un-mommied is an adjective which basically mean that your mom is done parenting you.
2) I jokingly said to my friend that she's been un-mommied when her mom cooked and ate by herself, and did not leave any for her.
3) The term pertains more to millennials and Gen Zs who are living with their parents, but their parents are done, fed-up, or just became indifferent of their situations.

1) "I'm so hungry but my mom only cooked for herself and ate alone." You've been un-mommied!
2) "There's no food in the fridge. My mom doesn't buy groceries often." You've been un-mommied!

3) "My mom just does her own thing, like she's tired of taking care of me." You've been un-mommied!

by HotpotPrince April 14, 2022

sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

On Mommie

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

you got mommed

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

by Sprid January 21, 2006

mommie

Sexy attractive female, someone you wanna just back up against a wall and kiss

You wanna come find a room with me mommie? aight?

by Raven December 18, 2003

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by christina October 8, 2004