Mombasa 

Mombasa is an expression that has stood the ultimate test of time. Mombasa is neither an object nor an adjective but rather, a summary of a situation in its entirety. Mombasa is often used with negative emotional connotations and is widely accepted as a sign of displeasure or disapproval. Mombasa is not merely a part of a sentence; Mombasa suffices as the sentence itself.

1.
Life sucks. Simply nothing good has come out of it. It's just Mombasa.

2.
Tony is in jail. His wife was recently impaled on a picket fence. His children have all had sex changes and punch babies for a living. Tony has lost count of how many times he has dropped the soap. Tony's situation is Mombasa.

Mombasa by Summiser January 27, 2009

momasaurus 

over protective, yet micro-managing mother who uses guilt to try and make you change your mind

Everytime I try to explain to my momasaurus my future plans she gets upset and then tries to discuss how if I do it a different way my life would be easier.

momasaurus by ooober goober March 25, 2010

momasaurus rex 

control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.

My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.

momasaurus rex by oober goober June 18, 2012

Lady Smith Black Mambasa

A women's vagina; and insult to a man i.e. pussy

"Did you see how tight her Lady Smith Black Mambasa was?"

"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"

Lady Smith Black Mambasa by Chadkg21 January 5, 2009

Mombask 

skinny hairless tall african jamaican black guy that won the 100 meter dash against slow white guys and won 3 gold medals and the i eat fried chicken and drink grape soda/koolaid award for living in the ghetto

Go get him Mombask! winner of three gold medals in the 100 meter dash!

mombask had a race with a cheetah and won!

he out ran the fat white cop from "COPS"

Mombask by jerom December 12, 2010

Mombassa Bench Press 

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.

“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”

Mombassa Bench Press by captaincrunk March 27, 2020

Mombasarian 

A person who is from mombassa, typically fresh of the boat, from kizingo or ganjoni

“You are such a mombasarian”

Mombasarian by HADI AZIZ January 19, 2021