skinny hairless tall african jamaican black guy that won the 100 meter dash against slow white guys and won 3 gold medals and the i eat fried chicken and drink grape soda/koolaid award for living in the ghetto
Go get him Mombask! winner of three gold medals in the 100 meter dash!
a verbal instruction, guiding a driver of a truck/trailer in reverse. Literally meaning, "come on back." Originally from a racist joke about a garbage truck, e.g. What has 4 wheels, 2 legs and goes Momback? (or something like that)
driver: " I can't see the dumpster we gotta pick up. Can u get out and do the Mombacks?"
passenger: NP ... momback, momback, cut the wheel to teh left ... straighten out ... cool ... momback and ur good.
STOP DAMMIT!"
Mombasa is an expression that has stood the ultimatetest of time. Mombasa is neither an object nor an adjective but rather, a summary of a situation in its entirety. Mombasa is often used with negative emotional connotations and is widely accepted as a sign of displeasure or disapproval. Mombasa is not merely a part of a sentence; Mombasa suffices as the sentence itself.
1.
Life sucks. Simply nothing good has come out of it. It's just Mombasa.
2.
Tony is in jail. His wife was recently impaled on a picket fence. His children have all had sex changes and punch babies for a living. Tony has lost count of how many times he has dropped the soap. Tony's situation is Mombasa.
Hodedo originated in New York in the rush hour subways. It means, "Hold the door," used when the automatic doors are closing and someone wants to get into the already jam-packed car.
Hododo he shouted as he attempted to get the rest of his body into the jammedsubway car.
I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legslift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
a list of people who you would rather remain anonymous, or a direct reference to bullshit in general.
Last nite, I went out partyin' with Frenigon, HoDeDo & Momback...we all did the Mojo, the Turkey and the Grind, and left our ho's asses nine steps behind!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!