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soccer-mom hair
Short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children's extra-curricular activities. The often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it's roots in 70's and 80's fashion, re-hashing the "dorothy hamill" and "geraldine ferraro" styles, and often worn with "mom jeans," (also rooted in 80's style - high wasted with baggy ass and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.
soccer-mom hair by roach motel April 14, 2008
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Hot mom hair
When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
Hot mom hair by decdaddy December 1, 2020
dead mom hair
A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)
The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.
Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)
The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.
Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"
dead mom hair by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017
your mom's chest hair
your mom's chest hair by broyce August 8, 2008
Your mom's hairdresser
Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*
Your mom's hairdresser by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
blue haired mom
blue haired mom by Pussay420 May 26, 2017
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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