Molestley 

A guy in Illinois, who loves to play guitar and seems to buzz a girl in Yahoo. Also plays D&D and likes to say GRRRR as a flirting remark.

Molestley, don't buzz!
Ow.

Molestley by emichan November 8, 2007

Trout Molester 

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.

Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!

Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

Molustle 

Someone that is lusting to molest another.

That weirdo was a real molustle.

Molustle by Sugarcreek November 22, 2019

Molustle 

A combination of the words molest and lust

The guy is a real molustle.

Molustle by Sugarcreek November 22, 2019

stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

stock molester by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

fish molester 

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

fish molester by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

Judicially Molested by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011