Moistime

The period when one sits on an either plastic or leather chair especially during the summertime. But can happen year round depending on the length of time on chair and warmth of rear.

In the moistime, please remember to wipe the chair between sittings.

by Moistime May 19, 2021

moistie

The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".

I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.

by toddler November 9, 2004

moistinestness

SUPER moist and gushy in one word

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022

Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Moisties

Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.

This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?

by scottfilly November 30, 2009

moistie

A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie

Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?

by Sheriff Sherry March 7, 2019

Moistie

A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

When I see Ownes Stiffy, I get a moistie that is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

by jbbjshlws April 4, 2009