moistment 

Ointment that makes you moist

I sure could use some moistment right now

moistment by Scalli September 20, 2020

Moisten 

Wet slightly

Let's moisten the hummus!

Moisten by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017

moisten the lamb 

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

moisten the lamb by dudespace01 September 7, 2015

Moisteners 

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.

Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.

Moisteners by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

chair moistener 

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

chair moistener by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

moisten the cotton 

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

moisten the cotton by Kim's Love July 3, 2007

Moistenize 

1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.

I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.

I will moistenize you!

Moistenize by Machiavelli June 6, 2005