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Moistiest 

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.
YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.
Moistiest by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020
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To love someone more than anything that exists or has ever existed. This is more than most and cannot be beaten, under any circumstances, especially by the non-existent words "mostestest" and "mostestestest"
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you mostest.

Dominic: Nooooo. I must accept my defeat. You really do love me mostest, Steph.
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011

mostestest 

when you love someone more than anyone else, they mean the most to you.

no word can be bigger than it.
“I love you the most”
“I love you the mostest”
“Too bad. I love you the mostestest”
mostestest by floweregui December 18, 2017

mostbest 

Much better then best. Top of the best.
I am the mostbest at fantasy sport's.
mostbest by BlueJaysGo420 April 13, 2018

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. đź’™
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

Mostester 

More than the most,moster, and the mostest. It is the mostester. Even more than the whole shabang.
Adam: I love you Monique.
Monique: I love you more Adam.
Adam: I love you the most Monique.
Monique: I love you the mostest Adam!
Adam: Monique... I love you the mostester!
Mostester by Mr. Bowser November 26, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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