Moisties
Moisties by scottfilly November 30, 2009
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Moistism
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.
Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.
Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".
Person B: Actually it was only 96.
2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.
Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.
3.
Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.
Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.
Person B: F*** you.
Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".
Person B: Actually it was only 96.
2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.
Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.
3.
Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.
Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.
Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
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