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The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating

vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
"Hey you there", "MOISTIES". (moisties action included).
moisties by Mj Nehh September 29, 2010
wot a crock of shit
moisties by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.
Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.
moisties by Bullz August 3, 2007

mashing moisties 

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.
We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
moistie by toddler November 9, 2004