Moistenize

1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.

I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.

I will moistenize you!

by Machiavelli June 6, 2005

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Does Chris moisturize?

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

Does Chris moisturize?

by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019

Taiwanese Moisturizer

Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.

"How is your skin so soft?"

"Taiwanese Moisturizer helps,"
"OKAY!"

by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

Moisturizer

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

by Anna! =) December 1, 2009

Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.

Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.

by SoSheolH January 30, 2017