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Let's moisten the hummus!
Moisten by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017

moistinestness 

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

moisten the lamb 

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration
Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb
moisten the lamb by dudespace01 September 7, 2015

Moisteners 

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
Moisteners by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

chair moistener 

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
chair moistener by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

Moistercles 

When your Oystercles get wet.
'aww man, my oystercles are all wet''yea, you got yourself a pair of moistercles''nigga please!'
Moistercles by sneakybitch March 19, 2009