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1. Spanish slang word that describes a usually long and cylindrical amount of human excrement.

2. A useless and worthless individual that isn't even good enough to be thrown away.
1. Diablo!, mira ese mohon! el bano se vas a tapar.

2. Mira ese mohon, no sirve para nada.
mohon by William Genao July 29, 2006
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A beautiful man that everyone has a crush on. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He has 5 giant phat horse cocks as fingers and a vagina
He is so mohon

I wanna gag on mohons cock
Choke me mohon
Mohon by Fabiha Choudry November 23, 2020
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Mohon is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. He is also the kindest most loyal person you know. He has 5 gigantic horse cocks.
I WANNA GAG ON MOHONS COCK
Mohon is so cute
Mohon by Fabiha Choudry November 23, 2020
Piece of shit.

Usually used in slang context.
What a mohón.
Did you see that mohonera cpu?.
mohón by Hayt July 22, 2004
A very beautiful girl who risks everything for her friends and family. An smart independent girl who's very sporty and inspiring.
I wish I was mohanna
Mohanna by Rebecca reimers June 8, 2017
A true genius at everything but exceptionally skilled at rapping and music production. Very humble and having hidden talent in Maths and Competitive Programming.
Your song is exceptionally good. You are a true mohinem.
mohinem by mohinem fan May 19, 2020

MohMoney 

MohMoney

1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons

2. Used to describe something of high value

3. Renown

4. Illustrious

5. Esteemed

7. Flamboyant

6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.

For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."

He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.

See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print
Friend 1: Hey Moh Money, did you want to come over and chill with your boys tonight?

MohMoney: Is that shit popping?

Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.

MohMoney: Is their girls?

Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM

MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.
MohMoney by SeanShizzleJr September 25, 2013
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