A person of Polynesian descent, usually from Hawaii, who hates white people and can't seem to grasp the English language at even a third grade level of mastery.
That mohonky that drives he lifted trucksure is an unpleasantly angry person.
A piece of heaven that God bestowed upon the quiet, humble people of central New York.
"Yo I climbed the labyrinth today at Mohonk, shit was crazy"
"We rented mountain bikes today and got lost in that huge fucking mountain, hills for daysss"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.