Mohanned is very cool guy. Sometimes he can get pretty annoying, but overall is very nice. If you have a friend named Mohanned, you should be very happy.
n.
1. Mohana
a. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions, who resides in Markham, Ontario, Canada.
b. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME HE WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CONVINCE YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU BACK BUT THEN HE STARTS IGNORING YOU AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT HE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOU BUT YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE YOURE SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND BECAUSE DEEP DEEP DOWN YOU STILL HAVE HOPE THAT HE WILL CHANGE AND BECOME A NORMAL HUMAN BEING BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOURE SO FUCKING TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT BUT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST THINK OF COMMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE ITS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH
- Omg waleed is such an asshole i texted him five minutes ago and he still hasn't replied
-you ungrateful bitch last time mohanad replied to me was last month.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.