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Is a sexy black man with an enormous penis who is very kind, thoughtful, romantic and funny who has every girl falling head over heels for him.
I would love to be Mohmed when talking to a girl i like.
Mohmed by lolman69 June 21, 2015
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mc1- "yo is that a gnome on that guys front garden, looking short styll"
mc2- "nah bro thats just mohmed"
mc1- "shi mb bro"
mohmed by seiba ok January 7, 2022
An ugly old man who doesn’t have any ambitions in life smells like diarrhea and has dixlexia
If you’re old you must be a Moemedi
Moemedi by Elias Stallone November 22, 2021
He might beat you up while looking to an iron golem if you mess with him and he might bum you if you bum him. Also used to call for a friend named mohamed when he least expects it.
Friend: "MOHMED"
Other friend: *screams it even louder*
Mohamed: *mocks you in a pick me girl voice*

Mohamedinho 

is a an amazing soccer player in Canada but not very well known
look at the move Mohamedinho did !!
Mohamedinho by Cristiano September 1, 2008
mohmed is a trustworthy and loving person,and at times he can be silly but you can count on him to do a task at hand,his heart could fill millions and he gets scared easlily
person-your so nice let me geuss your name...mhmm...mohmed!
mohmed-your sure right :)
mohmed by NaiiReader January 4, 2018
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