Mohmed 

Is a sexy black man with an enormous penis who is very kind, thoughtful, romantic and funny who has every girl falling head over heels for him.

I would love to be Mohmed when talking to a girl i like.

Mohmed by lolman69 June 21, 2015

mohmed 

a 3"2 gnome

mc1- "yo is that a gnome on that guys front garden, looking short styll"
mc2- "nah bro thats just mohmed"
mc1- "shi mb bro"

mohmed by seiba ok January 7, 2022

MOHMED 

He might beat you up while looking to an iron golem if you mess with him and he might bum you if you bum him. Also used to call for a friend named mohamed when he least expects it.

Friend: "MOHMED"
Other friend: *screams it even louder*
Mohamed: *mocks you in a pick me girl voice*

MOHMED by Big sucky balls sniffer July 13, 2022

mohmed 

mohmed is a trustworthy and loving person,and at times he can be silly but you can count on him to do a task at hand,his heart could fill millions and he gets scared easlily

person-your so nice let me geuss your name...mhmm...mohmed!
mohmed-your sure right :)

mohmed by NaiiReader January 4, 2018

Mohamed-amine 

The most perfect guy , sexy as fuck
A legend at all points , all the Big and campus person in the earth respect him

Mohamed-amine don't need a sentence to use him, the sentence need him for live

Mohamed-amine by Phillipe etchebest October 9, 2019

Mohamed 

A Mohamed is a born leader. He is a hard worker. A family man. He is a good person who wants to help others. He would give the shirt off his back for someone in need. He is brave and strong. Mohamed has an alfa personality. At times he second guesses himself but overall displays confidence. Someone named Mohamed is someone you want to have around when times get hard, he is a save the day kinda guy!

"Who was that guy who handed the homeless man a meal?"

"Ohh, that's just Mohamed"

Mohamed by Jenyou January 23, 2021

you got mommed 

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

you got mommed by Sprid January 21, 2006