by Methodjosh July 16, 2021
Get the Mograting mug.1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
by merulian August 19, 2008
Get the Captain Morganing mug.A forum moderator who feels the need to lock/delete every topic just because HE/SHE doesn't like it, goes slightly off-topic, and/or contains disagreement. They often take their "job" much too seriously, and feel superior to others. Moderating Nazis make a forum less fun with their persisting fascist ways.
Me: "Prankfurter, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."
Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"
Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"
by hippy September 18, 2004
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Lisa: Grits?
Madea: yes, all you do is when he comes in say "good mornting, and throw the grits all over him"
Lisa: Grits?
Madea: yes, all you do is when he comes in say "good mornting, and throw the grits all over him"
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Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!
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