I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.
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“What the hell is that smell!?” “My bad, me and Megan were mozarting last night. You should come see it.”
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Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!
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