Mozarting 

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

Mozarting by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozarting 

When you nut, fine shyt shits on your penis. You then paint a mural of said shyt, on the wall using her shit and your dick.

“What the hell is that smell!?” “My bad, me and Megan were mozarting last night. You should come see it.”

Mozarting by Wanehandle281_ November 28, 2024

Modaring 

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters

F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!

Modaring by IVUL February 3, 2020

Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"

Wal-Marting by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

moasting 

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.

This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

moasting by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009

Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?

Wal-Marting by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Morting 

An extreme version of "dying."

Shaniqwa: Olivia Pope needs her own man! Tired of basic b*tches hopping on my men.

Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!

Morting by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016