Mogfat

When you go to Golds to hit upper body but MOG the change room and leave.

Yo I just got mogfatted by Bilal!!

by 225lbs September 3, 2021

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

by You'll never guess August 3, 2012

Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.

Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry

by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012

Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.

Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.

by v-vesps January 19, 2013

Mofat

is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.

Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.

by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010

dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

mozfather

Best nickname for Morrissey a man who is simply brilliant, the king of cool. He's better than sex (just).

It would truly be an honour to be bummed by the Mozfather.

by Captain Crash September 1, 2008