moffat

/ˈmɒfət/ (moffating, to moffat, moffated, moffats etc.)

Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.

After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the ending of {insert series}? Classic moffat.
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!
by Someone on the Internet July 13, 2013
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- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.
"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"
by Marty Scanlon November 07, 2007
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one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.
Dude, that guy is straight moffat. He just headbutted a garbage can!
by jjmcdnnc April 05, 2010
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A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.
"Man you smell like a right moffat"
by Larry 2.0 April 27, 2007
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The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.
Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry
by JustBeingBreezy February 25, 2012
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A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.
Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.
by v-vesps January 19, 2013
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a thing ALL whovians hate, despise, and still love.
my child was being a MOFFAT when she started crying
by the bad wolf May 15, 2013
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