Mofatcher 

derived fromm motherfucker, is a clean and universally accepted term used in cases where you happen to be near somone you cannot swear near (Ex. grandmother, religious relatives, other authority figures, small children).

You are a mofatcher. Up yours mofatcher.

Mofatcher by Kostas October 21, 2004

mozfather 

Best nickname for Morrissey a man who is simply brilliant, the king of cool. He's better than sex (just).

It would truly be an honour to be bummed by the Mozfather.

mozfather by Captain Crash September 1, 2008

Möötcher 

My wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt doctor to get butchered.

My wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt doctor to get butchered. She was Möötchered.

Möötcher by Tile kurner December 19, 2020

mofather 

a derogatory term used much like jerk or krej
can be used in the presence of children
a combination of mother and father put together creating mofather
it sounds like mofo but comes from the children's show "Tak and the Power of Juju" so it is a kid friendly insult.

"Omg, you're such a mofather."
"A what?"
"A mofather."
"Mofo?"
"Dude! There are kids here why would you say that!?"

mofather by Ajan Wok December 28, 2009

Speed Matcher 

An individual that pulls from traffic to match the speed of the car next to them; thereby preventing any other individual to now pass.

Some Bastard was following behind another car when suddenly he pulled to the left lane and sped up a little bit and now matched the previous discussed car's speed, thus becoming a speed matcher.

Speed Matcher by Craigerz127 October 17, 2010

mofacker 

mother fucker, in a polite and lazy manner

You stupid mofacker!!

mofacker by Ram-Dawg April 15, 2003

Möötcher 

Möötucher

Möötcher, my wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt butcher.

Möötcher by Tile kurner December 19, 2020