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mozfather 

Best nickname for Morrissey a man who is simply brilliant, the king of cool. He's better than sex (just).
It would truly be an honour to be bummed by the Mozfather.
mozfather by Captain Crash September 1, 2008

Möötcher 

My wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt doctor to get butchered.
My wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt doctor to get butchered. She was Möötchered.
Möötcher by Tile kurner December 19, 2020

mofather 

a derogatory term used much like jerk or krej
can be used in the presence of children
a combination of mother and father put together creating mofather
it sounds like mofo but comes from the children's show "Tak and the Power of Juju" so it is a kid friendly insult.
"Omg, you're such a mofather."
"A what?"
"A mofather."
"Mofo?"
"Dude! There are kids here why would you say that!?"
mofather by Ajan Wok December 28, 2009

Speed Matcher 

An individual that pulls from traffic to match the speed of the car next to them; thereby preventing any other individual to now pass.
Some Bastard was following behind another car when suddenly he pulled to the left lane and sped up a little bit and now matched the previous discussed car's speed, thus becoming a speed matcher.
Speed Matcher by Craigerz127 October 17, 2010

mofacker 

mother fucker, in a polite and lazy manner
You stupid mofacker!!
mofacker by Ram-Dawg April 15, 2003

Möötcher 

Möötucher
Möötcher, my wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt butcher.
Möötcher by Tile kurner December 19, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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