Mofat

is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.

Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.

by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010

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Mofat

Friend / mate

Seen Mofat? (alright mate?)

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

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Moatmealing

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"

Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?

by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017

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Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

by You'll never guess August 3, 2012

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MOFTW

An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.

xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!

by Z T January 20, 2008

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