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Seen Mofat? (alright mate?)
Mofat by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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Moatmealing 

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"
Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?
Moatmealing by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.
xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
MOFTW by Z T January 20, 2008
Is the patient ready for operating room procedure? Hell NO! We are on MAFAT time...
MAFAT by Big AL EP Lab February 27, 2017

Gunt Moat 

The girth of a larger woman that prevents easy access for sex.
Yo, I tried to get with Julia last night, but got stopped by her Gunt Moat.
Gunt Moat by B0geyMan July 25, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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