Moffatt 

An insecure individual who drives an unecassary large truck he never uses because he needs to feel manly and parks it like a cunt.
Most nissan titan drivers are moffatts.

I had to squeeze between parkin spaces when i got here because some moffatt blocked my door in

Moffatt by TAFC September 2, 2015

dirty moffatt 

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

dirty moffatt by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

ellie moffatt 

The hottest person in the world😍🤭

“Ellie moffatt is so hot man lemme kiss dAt girl”

ellie moffatt by Ellieeebabe November 30, 2022

Kate moffatt 

A Kate moffatt (mo-fat) is not a common creature as it is in love with neon colours and baked goods. It usually has three friends and it's natural habitat is anywhere there isn't any light. Commonly fragile and mean, the creature skitters and shout at its victims at random times for indimidation. That's why it only had three friends. A goofy beautiful creature, a Kate moffatt, if tamed, is a worthy friend.

Example: I saw Kate moffatt last night, she yelled at me

Kate moffatt by Erynnisdabomb1 January 25, 2017

dirty moffatt 

When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.

Bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday

dirty moffatt by Harry1977 December 14, 2008

dirty moffatt 

When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.

Joe gave Brad a dirty moffatt

dirty moffatt by testical_raper April 7, 2007

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

Steven Moffat by You'll never guess August 3, 2012