The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to BritishTelevision shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.
A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!
When you pull into a parking lot and see an open spot in the very front row. You rush to claim the spot but as you arrive, to your horror, there is actually a motorcycle or queer scooter already parked there. Being moto-fucked usually results in swift loss of any feelings of euphoria, ovary rage, and the death of Chris Benoit’s wife.
I was so excited when I saw that open spot right by the entrance. Turned out, I got motofucked. Now I'm on the rag.
The state of confusion after seeing a new episode of the British TV Show Doctor Who written by head writer Steven Moffat, when more questions are raised than answered. Usually occurs after an episode that ends in a cliffhanger that hints at several possible conclusions.
Annoying motherfucker that keeps posting motivational quotes/videos on social media. Usually not a successful person and the motivational stuff keeps them from committing a suicide
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."