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motofucked 

When you pull into a parking lot and see an open spot in the very front row. You rush to claim the spot but as you arrive, to your horror, there is actually a motorcycle or queer scooter already parked there. Being moto-fucked usually results in swift loss of any feelings of euphoria, ovary rage, and the death of Chris Benoit’s wife.
I was so excited when I saw that open spot right by the entrance. Turned out, I got motofucked. Now I'm on the rag.
motofucked by JP2006 December 23, 2009
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Moffucked 

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.
A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
Moffucked by Admixt February 8, 2012
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Moffucked 

The state of confusion after seeing a new episode of the British TV Show Doctor Who written by head writer Steven Moffat, when more questions are raised than answered. Usually occurs after an episode that ends in a cliffhanger that hints at several possible conclusions.

Similar to being mind-fucked.
Person 1: Did you see last night's Doctor Who?

Person 2: Yeah, what is going on? I've been Moffucked yet again!
Moffucked by aiaisanotareal May 23, 2011

motifucker 

Annoying motherfucker that keeps posting motivational quotes/videos on social media. Usually not a successful person and the motivational stuff keeps them from committing a suicide
Those motifuckers are always spamming my feeds, I cant stand it.
motifucker by auchanpsyduck March 29, 2015

Modifucked 

Anything that has been 'improved' or 'fixed', usually by a spun out idiot.
Don't buy that. It looks like it's already been modifucked.
Modifucked by Sexy smile September 11, 2016

mythfucked 

A myth that many people used believe in, however it was so mythbusted to the point where the actual truth became common knowledge.
Bill: Hey John did you know tomatoes are actually-

John: Fruits. Dude that myth is long mythfucked.

Bill: John don't chew on that pencil! You'll get lead poisoned.

John: There's no lead in this, dumbass. I'd thought you know since it's been mythfucked.
mythfucked by Dr. Curious June 27, 2011