JP2006's definitions

motofucked

When you pull into a parking lot and see an open spot in the very front row. You rush to claim the spot but as you arrive, to your horror, there is actually a motorcycle or queer scooter already parked there. Being moto-fucked usually results in swift loss of any feelings of euphoria, ovary rage, and the death of Chris Benoit’s wife.

I was so excited when I saw that open spot right by the entrance. Turned out, I got motofucked. Now I'm on the rag.

by JP2006 December 23, 2009