Definitions by cyclist1

post-pc 

A bullshit marketing term used by Apple to promote their iOS devices claiming the age of the personal computer is coming to an end.

The post-pc age is a load of marking bull, I typed this up on a PC.

post-pc by cyclist1 February 16, 2018

PMDG 

Precision Manuals Development Group, best payware planes for FSX and Prepar3d. Their payware planes are actually licensed by Boeing and make the default FSX planes feel like baby toys. You actually have to know how to read flight procedure charts, know how to operate all the systems, learn the aircraft's handling characteristics. It takes a little while to figure it all out but it is totally worth it. The planes also look and sound amazing with everything nice and clear.

(talking about planes on the ramp)
coworker: you play Flight Simulator?
me: Yeah PMDG 777, I don't even touch the default planes anymore.

PMDG by cyclist1 January 29, 2018

strip stick 

A vehicle that is just that a "strip stick". No luxury bullshit here and there just to get you back into the dealer when it breaks. It is a car for driving, you have an engine which moves the car, a gearbox that changes gear and generally has air conditioning but not always.

me (growing up): dad why did you get the Grand Caravan without the built in DVD player, automatic doors, power windows, full row AC -etc at Carmax?
dad: Because I know damn well you kids and mom are gonna eat and drink in it and it's going to be used for hauling dogs and sick children to and from the doctor's office. That's why I got a strip stick.

strip stick by cyclist1 January 17, 2018

let it cook 

Term used in computers for copying amount of files

(copying files) Alright let it cook (proceeds to go get Chinese takeout).

let it cook by cyclist1 July 6, 2016

ibm model m

The best fucking keyboard known to mankind.

Guy1: Is that an IBM model M?
Guy2: HELL YEAH (proceeds to CLACK CLACK CLACK).

ibm model m by cyclist1 March 7, 2016