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modlife

The site that Tom DeLonge swiped from the artist Modlife (Joshua Camp) when he forgot to renew his registration.
Even though Modlife sucked as an artist, Tom DeLonge is even worse for thinking he is some kind revolutionary.
by modlife July 13, 2009
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ModLife

A site designed to bring fans & bands closer together. in other words, its an online community that helps overly fanatic ppl stalk bands such as Angels & Airwaves
if there is a modcam on ModLife
MBer1: Showercam!!!!
MBer2: Oh god i just creamed my pants
by LupiLuvsTom April 8, 2009
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Modlife

A website for bands that need to make extra money from obsessive fans because they don't make enough from their albums and shows.
14 year old girl on modlife - "OH MY GOD! TOM DELONGE CAME ON MODCAM! THIS IS SO WORTH THE $84 A YEAR MY MOM PAYS FOR IT!"
by billyrafeeky March 18, 2010
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Midlife Crisis

When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.
Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"

Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"

Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."

Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."

Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."

Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
by Zastro November 28, 2009
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Modwife

A Modwife refers to women who have embraced multi-option lives over more traditional or feminist roles, and who allow, or encourage multi-option lives for their husbands. This in contrast to feminist and traditional roles which often insists the woman or wife should set the tempo of all relationship matters and the man should simply fall into line instead of mansplaining etc. The modwife is a true libertarian within relationships.
My wife is a modwife, she actually encourages me to have as many options as she has.
by David Thomas January 24, 2020
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Madlife

Hong "MadLife" Min-gi is the Support player for CJ Entus Frost. He is often referred as the best support player in the world and widely known for his godlike mechanics.
Person 1: WOW! Gambit is so strong, they can defeat anyone.

Person 2: Well, except Godlife (madlife).
by Hucketuck2 June 7, 2013
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Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.
Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.
by maxaddicted August 30, 2010
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