Madlife 

Hong "MadLife" Min-gi is the Support player for CJ Entus Frost. He is often referred as the best support player in the world and widely known for his godlike mechanics.

Person 1: WOW! Gambit is so strong, they can defeat anyone.

Person 2: Well, except Godlife (madlife).

Madlife by Hucketuck2 June 7, 2013

Madlime 

When you spit on a girl or guy's back to fake climax to get out of sex due to boredom

This girl was so boring I had to Madlime her to stop having sex.

Madlime by Hookah Slayer September 7, 2019

Midlife Crisis 

When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.

Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"

Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"

Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."

Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."

Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."

Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."

Midlife Crisis by Zastro November 28, 2009

Midlife Crisis 

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.

Midlife Crisis by maxaddicted August 30, 2010

Madline 

Madline is a girl with a perfect personality. She is cute and you can promise her with everything! She looks awesom with those long hair and dark eyes. I think you would love her.

Madline would be a perfect best friend for you

Madline by Justin02 January 4, 2017

Midlife crisis 

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.

Midlife crisis by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018

midlife crisis 

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

midlife crisis by logitechamerica June 20, 2007