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Monkeism 

A religion in which a human rejects humanity and embraces monke
Monkeism will help cure silly human of industrial revolution
Monkeism by Master humbinder November 8, 2020

Mockerizer

A person who is full of crap, lazy, and mocks everything by using irony, sarcasm, manipulation and/or outright lies as a way of life.
Student 1: Tom's a mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!
Mockerizer by JFGidd November 10, 2011

Motherisms 

The use of words that only a mother would use when talking or refering to her offspring.
"Aw my baby boy Sammy's been such a treasure today"
"Come in for tea now princess."

"Dude i can't take any more motherisms, the rents are getting on my nerves big time!"
Motherisms by Benny-G December 7, 2009

Moyerism 

1. A statement void of all logic and reason with no intention to change whatsoever. To create a Moyerism, one must fail to see reason or rationale of any kind and/or additionally rail against fact as truth.

2. A truth held self-evident, but is either circular in logic, or absolutely unreasonable.

3. A positively false statement, made with a stubborn refusal to change without explanation. Alternatively, a messiah complex of some sort.
1. These people judge based on their Moyerisms, and refuse to see reason no matter how blatent.

2.(as a reply to a statement) That is a Moyerism.
Moyerism by whatever February 6, 2005

monkeism 

A religion in which a person sides with monke
Monkeism:ape together strong forever
monkeism by Master humbinder November 8, 2020
noun: breasts on a man; imitation breasts on a man; a synonym for moobs, man-boobs, man-knockers - with the added twist of 'mock' meaning 'to imitate'.
look pon dem mans dem got bare mockers innit.
mockers by 0ad August 26, 2009
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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