Motherisms

The use of words that only a mother would use when talking or refering to her offspring.

"Aw my baby boy Sammy's been such a treasure today"
"Come in for tea now princess."

"Dude i can't take any more motherisms, the rents are getting on my nerves big time!"

by Benny-G December 7, 2009

motherkisser

One who kisses a mom other than his own, usually of an acquaintance. The act is performed mostly spontaneously, in a steamy burst of passion. The doer is generally under the influence of alcohol, with only two shots away from being classified as a motherfucker.

"Hi, my name is Brad and I am a motherkisser."

"Hi Brad." *cheering and applause*

by trulyYours February 28, 2013

motherassbitchfucksucker

a word used when you can't think of a swear good enough to describe the person or object of referral.

Mike is such a motherassbitchfucksucker for doing all the shit he did to me!

by thumbtac April 1, 2009

Motherism

Those strange things your mother says or does that makes you feel incredibly awkward in a situation. Sometimes just putting on an accent that they do not normally have. This can also include dancing or singing in public

*elevator music comes on*
Mom: Hunny, lets dance!!!
Kid: Mom, please control your Motherisms.

by ebersnew4 July 30, 2011

mothersmurfer

a word used as an insult, ussually against a male who is acting rude or causes particular disgust to the insult thrower.

origin of parts: smurf - n. a blue skinned fairy creature of small stature and without wings. v. to make someone or something blue and small

A man calls another man an jerk. The second man retorts to the first man, who is shorter and wearing blue, "Well, you're a stupid mothersmurfer!"

by fluncenterin September 10, 2009

Black Motheritis

Black Motheritis is when a black women worries that her thuggish son will either be beat up, stabbed, arrested, run over, or just plain killed on a nightly basis while selling hard drugs and roaming the hood . This condition can lead to many a sleepless night as well as compulsive eating, weigh gain, diabetes, heart problems, and a predilection for social services all while praising our first African American president Barack Hussein Obama.

Yollanda's black motheritis was so bad she ended up a being a four hundred pound type one diabetic with an Obama phone.

by black sheep durham August 18, 2014

mothersmuther

When your way to scared to say (motherfucker).

Motherfucker!
I mean mothersmuther

by Icecreams5667 June 21, 2016