Mochismo 

Pronounced- (Mo-cheese-mo)

Possibly derived from the base word “macho.” It is THE ultimate title a man can be labeled. It means you posses the man characteristics and qualities unlike any other of your kind. Once labeled machismo you are held to a higher standard in the eyes of your peers, and take on all responsibilities associated with this badass title. To be called machismo is a privilege so should you not live up to your mochismoness, then your man card can/will be revoked..therefore this title in not to be taken lightly. Pretty much girls love you and guys want to be you, you are the shit!

Person A- Dude that guy is a badass...

Person B- No dude, that guy is mochismo

-or-

Chuck Norris is one mochismo mother fricker!

Mochismo by CMART99 December 8, 2009

Oozin' machismo 

Acting excessively hyper-masculine, derived from the way that bull Elephants secrete a thick smelly liquid(or machismo) when they undergo "Musth" (or Elephant-anarchy) and berzerker-rage on anything that moves including other Elephants,Rhinos and Humans.
Meant to be used in a mocking context.

Person 1: Check out that guy with the Skoal wife-beater, puffin' his chest out and trying to look tough.
Person 2: Oozin' machismo.
Both People: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

Oozin' machismo by Sidewaysusa February 21, 2009

Machismo 

Spanish word. I don't think there's a direct english word translation.

1. Having an unusually high or exaggerated sense of masculinity. Including an attitude that aggression, strength, sexual prowess, power and control is the measure of someone's manliness. Also, a machismo man feels having these traits entitles him to respect and obedience from men and women around him.

2. The belief in the right to dominate and control, including, but not limited to, control over women.

He thinks that because he can shoot his mouth off and act machismo that I'm impressed and that she'll just bow down and do whatever he says.

Wow, Dave a guy's guy. but Steve takes it to another level. he's machismo.

Machismo by triggermansam August 30, 2007

Machismo 

Hispanic-Mexican slang - The word machismo ultimately boils down to a man who is beating his chest behaving as brash and arrogant as possible while really coming off as a cocky jerk of limited manners. This kind of man is not revered by women with a high IQ. It can be used as an indirect way to delivery a back-handed complement (double meaning) to a self absorbed man-boy who doesn't understand the current accepted meaning of the word (jerk) and doesn't want to believe he is not a nice guy, but is really just a jerk.

1. The supervisor's demeaning rudeness was unbelievable. After he left the office, one of the girls stupidly tried to defend him by saying that's just his machismo talking - he didn't mean it.

2. "Wow, He thinks machismo is a complement - but he doesn't understand that it means he's a jerk."

Machismo by Lilith Noble December 28, 2014

COVID machismo 

The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.

Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.

COVID machismo by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020

Black Machismo

The black dragon from a McDonald's Happy Meal from How to train your Dragon.... When you get this toy put it together and constantly go up to people and shout, BLACK MACHISMO.

"Dude look at my Black Machismo i got from my Happy Meal"

Black Machismo by Afroman3470 April 2, 2010

mochismoness

Mochismoness is a type of inner ego. This word can be used to describe a guy’s level of coolness or the level of coolness of an action that was performed. Mochimoness can rank anywhere from zero mochismo to head mochismo.

-did you see what the guy just did?

-yeah that totally added to his mochismoness

-or-

After Johnny landed a sick trick..his mochismoness was at an all time high

mochismoness by CMAR99 December 8, 2009