Mkstan

Country near to Confukstan, Abkstan, and Mehrdadkstan.
It is an old republic of Persia.

In 2000 the population of Mkstan was 2.5 millions. Suppose the population of Makstan doubles every 100 years.

Mkstan by Math41 June 9, 2017

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

McStand 

The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.

Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."

McStand by Zelkins January 7, 2020

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

go mustang 

1. To become an officer after serving as enlisted. Origin: military.

2. Go renegade and betray friends and allies

1. Corporal Hanson is sure to go mustang if he stays in. He's smart and has his shit wired high and tight.

2. In 1990 Iraq went mustang and screwed over all of her allies when they invaded Kuwait. Origin: uncommon slang.

go mustang by james savik September 18, 2015

Roy Mustang 

A character from the anime/manga series Fullmetal Alchemist.

Roy Mustang is the very picture of an attractive, sophisticated man in the prime of life. With his dark, piercing eyes and clean-shaven, baby-faced visage, the infamous colonel attracts a great deal of attention from admirers. Roy's dark hair - perhaps in keeping with his persona - is worn casually unkempt, falling over his eyes; in more formal or somber situations, however, he is known to wear it neatly slicked back. He is also DEAD SEXY... IN A MINI SKIRT!!!!

On the surface, Roy seems to be a shallow and self-absorbed man, infamous among many of his colleagues and subordinates alike for the selfish and narcissistic aura he gives off.
At the core, he is a remarkably devoted commander whose primary focus and personal duty is to his friends and subordinates. Though he hides it well behind a veil of cynicism and self-importance, Roy Mustang is a man who cares deeply about the people who trust and support him

"Have you seen roy mustang?''
"Yeah he's dead sexy, in a mini skirt!!!!"

Roy Mustang by grell335 April 28, 2012

mistank 

A mistake that leads to an unpleasant odor

"Man, I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. That was a mistank."

mistank by That Mustache Thing March 25, 2010