McStand

The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.

Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."

by Zelkins January 7, 2020

McStankus

McStankus is a deadly gamer locally know in Ontario who lives with a shack found in the Rez part of town.

"you hear about that deadly guy McStankus}"
"yeah er deadly him"

by Dank lord Master Yoda March 28, 2019

McStanky

When a female employee of McDonald’s has been flippin’ burgers and salting french fries in the un air conditioned, humid, grease covered restaurant kitchen for hours her body produces grease textured sweat and she becomes disgustingly attractive and somewhat appetizing looking. So good you want to dip your nuggets in her.

That bitch be lookin good she’s so McStanky!!!

by Cheesepacker69 August 18, 2021

fatty mcsandwich

a name for a fat unpleasant person, especially when refering to an ill-mannered fat child.

Fatty McSandwich is hiding in the corner fisting cookies.

Fatty McSandwich's parents need to get her out of here before she eats the dishes too.

by ssssc December 7, 2006

Nancy McSandypuss

A sissy ass poon, of Jewish descent. Traditionally, with sand in their vagina. This rare cunt-type pokemon can usually be found at the trap, attempting to Heather-hop.

Oh, shit! Ol' John S. evolved into a Nancy McSandypuss, and learned the moves "shard surf" and "feelings"!

by Miles L0ng October 23, 2018

McStandard

A nouvelle variation on the word ‘standard’ which provides greater verbal flexibility as its triple consonant composition allows the insertion of a word or expletive of the user’s choice. Particularly applicable to the use of the word 'standard' whilst within the confines of a McDonald's. McStandard can also provide colloquial comfort to users of the ordinary word ‘standard’ in the far uncivilised north, that is the land of the Scots.

'Alright mate?'
'McStandard mate! Mc-fucking-standard!'

'How's yo fillet-o-fish cuz?'
'McStandard.'

'AYE! Brucie Maclean! Ye goan te Glasge tinut?
'McStandard yer bonnie lassie!'

by abc123MacAfee March 29, 2010

Mustands

When you draw a mustache on your hands, such that when you hold them up to your face, you've got a mustache!
Mustands!

*By using the thumbs to start the mustache, on the palms of your hands, it can be made quite large.

Hey baby, nice mustands.

by Neoshade March 8, 2010