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The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.
Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."
McStand by Zelkins January 7, 2020
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McStankus 

McStankus is a deadly gamer locally know in Ontario who lives with a shack found in the Rez part of town.
"you hear about that deadly guy McStankus}" "yeah er [deadly him"

McStanky 

When a female employee of McDonald’s has been flippin’ burgers and salting french fries in the un air conditioned, humid, grease covered restaurant kitchen for hours her body produces grease textured sweat and she becomes disgustingly attractive and somewhat appetizing looking. So good you want to dip your nuggets in her.
That bitch be lookin good she’s so McStanky!!!
McStanky by Cheesepacker69 August 18, 2021

fatty mcsandwich 

a name for a fat unpleasant person, especially when refering to an ill-mannered fat child.
Fatty McSandwich is hiding in the corner fisting cookies.

Fatty McSandwich's parents need to get her out of here before she eats the dishes too.
fatty mcsandwich by ssssc December 7, 2006

Nancy McSandypuss 

A sissy ass poon, of Jewish descent. Traditionally, with sand in their vagina. This rare cunt-type pokemon can usually be found at the trap, attempting to Heather-hop.
Oh, shit! Ol' John S. evolved into a Nancy McSandypuss, and learned the moves "shard surf" and "feelings"!
Nancy McSandypuss by Miles L0ng October 23, 2018

McStandard 

A nouvelle variation on the word ‘standard’ which provides greater verbal flexibility as its triple consonant composition allows the insertion of a word or expletive of the user’s choice. Particularly applicable to the use of the word 'standard' whilst within the confines of a McDonald's. McStandard can also provide colloquial comfort to users of the ordinary word ‘standard’ in the far uncivilised north, that is the land of the Scots.
'Alright mate?'
'McStandard mate! Mc-fucking-standard!'

'How's yo fillet-o-fish cuz?'
'McStandard.'

'AYE! Brucie Maclean! Ye goan te Glasge tinut?
'McStandard yer bonnie lassie!'
McStandard by abc123MacAfee March 29, 2010

Mustands 

When you draw a mustache on your hands, such that when you hold them up to your face, you've got a mustache!
Mustands!

*By using the thumbs to start the mustache, on the palms of your hands, it can be made quite large.
Hey baby, nice mustands.
Mustands by Neoshade March 8, 2010
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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